Things you should not do to your Pleo

We're really enjoying the Pleo manual's list of things you shouldn't do with your Pleo. Officially you should make sure you don't:

• Abuse Pleo
• Get Pleo wet
• Throw, drop, or violently shake Pleo
• Sit on Pleo
• Place Pleo near heat or flames
• Place Pleo in sand, soil, or mud
• Leave Pleo with other pets or animals capable of biting or damaging him
• Risk overheating Pleo by covering him with a blanket during play
• Allow small children to play with Pleo unsupervised

So naturally we had to whip up our own supplemental list. We think you should never, EVER:

• Let Pleo know where you keep the cash
• Taunt happy fun Pleo
• Let Pleo have more than two drinks
• Divulge to Pleo Bush's famous secret family recipe for baked beans
• Pretend that Pleo will love you back
• Feed Pleo after midnight; get it wet
  
• Attempt to housetrain Pleo by rubbing its nose in own e-xcrement
• Call the cops, man, Pleo just needs a place to crash for the night
• Punch Pleo, especially in the gut -- Pleo knows where you live
• Let Pleo continuously check in and out of rehab
• Remove skin, for this is the stuff of nightmares
• Have Pleo spayed or neutered; Despite Bob Barker's incessant recommendations this will not stop the impending robot revolution

Leave your own below. Fear Pleo.
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